SO YOU KNOW EVERYBODY AND THEY MOMMA TRIED TO GET CLOSE TO OBAMA! But who could get closer than Relentless Aaron? Join Relentless as he goes behind the scenes to get an interview with 'El Hefe'. Check out the security breech!

(Above:) I got close to O.B.--his nickname I gave him back in the hood-- in Memphis. He and his enterage had just exited the limos whaen I rolled up. I ran up on em as fast as I could, but I don't think they was tryin to hear me. Plus, I didn't wanna really shout for my boy, cuz, well, they say I sometimes take things too far. Imagine that...

(Above:) This brand new dude I ain't never seen in the enterage showed up by the left side of the podium when I followed O.B. to Iowa. I thought I felt some kinda... well,
connection with the dude, on account of how he winked at me. But when I kept it all business I think he felt some kinda way cuz he just clammed up. I think that nigga gay.

(Above:) I used my press-pass to get backstage in California. But somethin told me that these Secret Service dudes were talkin about me behind my back. What up wit that?

(Above:) Okay, see, now this is what REALLY pissed me off. I mean, I had my "all access" pass and I was OBVIOUSLY in the right place at the right time. But these dudes straight BOGARTED! Big 7-foot football type Secret Service just pushing their way past me. I mean, I can understand you tryin to protect my boy and all, but it wasn't never this way back in the SHY! Y'all need to ease up a little, 'specially when it comes to family. Hello!? F-A-M-I-L-Y? What part of FAMILY don't you NOT understand?

(Above:) Y'all didn't hafta tell me twice. I could see these dudes bracin themselves like I was some terrorist threat or somethin. Then my boy was up on stage and he flashed me the look. LIKE I DID SOMETHIN WRONG???! DANG! A nigga gets famous and powerful and the little people that he USE to know gotta get stepped on? I wasn't feelin Montana, anyway. Them Secret Service dudes had me hot. So I just headed back to the hotel.

(Above:) Now this was a no-brainer. I was posted up at the old high school where O.B. and I used to... well, he was a Senior when I was... Okay, so what if I didn't go to the same high school. It's just the point of all this security makin in hard for a black man. Damn. Maybe I'll go hound Palin or somethin. I know she don't mind doin interviews.
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